Friday, August 3, 2007

Smart Quotes


When you are right no one remembers. When you are wrong no one forgets.

You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

There are 3 sides to every argument. Your side , My side and Right side .

Do not feel bad. There are many people who don't have talent .

Having one child makes you parent having two make you referee

Everybody wants to go to heaven , but nobody wants to die,

If you can't see the bright side polish dull side.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased a new school uniform

I believe we should all pay out tax with smile. I tried ... But they wanted CASH.

Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving

Before borrowing money from a friend decide whether you need more.

True friends stab you in front.

Good citizens who do not vote , elect bad officials .

Marriage is give and take. You better give or she will take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

It doesn't matter how many times a married man changes his job he still ends up with the same boss .

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times , always with the same person.

Ladies first. Preity ladies sooner .


Saving is the best thing. Specially when your parents have done it for you.




Friday, June 8, 2007

Sushma






Zindagi Hai Choti, Har Pal Mein Khush Raho !!!

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho... Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...

Peter Scotch Nahi To Kya Hua Royal Stag Main Hi Khush Raho…

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho