When you are right no one remembers. When you are wrong no one forgets.
You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
There are 3 sides to every argument. Your side , My side and Right side .
Do not feel bad. There are many people who don't have talent .
Having one child makes you parent having two make you referee
Everybody wants to go to heaven , but nobody wants to die,
If you can't see the bright side polish dull side.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased a new school uniform
I believe we should all pay out tax with smile. I tried ... But they wanted CASH.
Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving
Before borrowing money from a friend decide whether you need more.
True friends stab you in front.
Good citizens who do not vote , elect bad officials .
Marriage is give and take. You better give or she will take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.
It doesn't matter how many times a married man changes his job he still ends up with the same boss .
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times , always with the same person.
Ladies first. Preity ladies sooner .
Saving is the best thing. Specially when your parents have done it for you.
