Friday, August 3, 2007

Smart Quotes


When you are right no one remembers. When you are wrong no one forgets.

You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

There are 3 sides to every argument. Your side , My side and Right side .

Do not feel bad. There are many people who don't have talent .

Having one child makes you parent having two make you referee

Everybody wants to go to heaven , but nobody wants to die,

If you can't see the bright side polish dull side.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased a new school uniform

I believe we should all pay out tax with smile. I tried ... But they wanted CASH.

Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving

Before borrowing money from a friend decide whether you need more.

True friends stab you in front.

Good citizens who do not vote , elect bad officials .

Marriage is give and take. You better give or she will take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

It doesn't matter how many times a married man changes his job he still ends up with the same boss .

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times , always with the same person.

Ladies first. Preity ladies sooner .


Saving is the best thing. Specially when your parents have done it for you.




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